Hello aaj mai is artical me hasi majak-1 lekar aa raha hoon hasi-majak ko accha response milne ke karan maine ye faisla liya hai ummid karta hoo hasi majak ki tarah hi aap hasi majak-1 ko bhi utna adhik pasand karege aur dekhenge to chaliye hasne ke liye taiyar ho jaye aur kucha der ke liye apne gam aur dukh ko bhul jaye. Jokes ππππππ. Himalaya ki choti par chadne wale do dalo me se ek dal ke sadasya ne apne anubhav ko share Karte hue kaha -"jab ham tees hajar foot ki uchai par pahucha tab itni jyada thand thi ki jalti hui mombatti ki lau jam gayi, aur ham use kosis Karne par bhi bujha Na sake". Yah to Kuch bhi nahi dal ke dusre sadasya ne kaha,-" jis sthan par ham pahuche waha par to itni thand thi ki hamare dwara bole gaye shaved hi jam gaye.jab niche camp me aakar hamne use stove par garm Kiya tab hame gyat ho Saka ki hamne Kya bola tha". ππππππ . Ek vyakti director se puchta hai-ki apki film comedy hai ya trejedy? Director uttar Dete huye kahta hai agar box office full ho gayi to comedy hai aur agar box office full nahi hua to trejedy hai. ππππππ. Ek nai ne bedardi se Grahak ki shev Karte huye puchha Sahab kitne Bhai hai.? Grahak ne karhate huye kaha-ghar par to tin hai agar aap mujhe Sahi Salamat chod denge to char ho jayenge. ππππππ. Ek Sahab ne apni patni se kaha"Aaj rat ko Khana Kisi hotel me kahya jaye to kaisa rahega? Patni sunakar boli "kyon tum samjhte ho ki mai Khana banate banate tang aa gayi hoo.". "nahi mai bartan dhote dhote tang aa gaya hoon," pati be spast Kiya. ππππππ. Doctor ne marij ki poori jach Karne ke Baad kaha-"yah koi purani bimari hai Jo aap ke swasth wa mansik Shanti ko samapt Kar Rahi hai ". Bhagwan ke liye dhire boliye,yah bimari Bahar baithi hai. ππππππ. Ek bacche ko uski maa dudh me dabalroti dalkar khane ko detii hai. Thodi der me bacha rone lagta hai tab uski maa usse puchti hai-kya hua beta kyon to rahe ho? Bacchae ne rote huye kaha -sara dhoondh to dabalroti ne pe liya mai Kya pioon. ππππππ. Pati aur patni ka jhagda chal raha tha patni ne pati se kaha-tum to sare ristedaro se ghrina Karte ho. Pati ne jabab Dete huye kaha yaha par tum galat ho mai tumari saas ko apni saas se jyada manta hoon. ππππππ. Saheli(Apni bahut smart saheli se)-tere sare kamre me kapde bikhre pade huye hai,inhe almari me kyon nahi rakhti? Saheli Badi mayusi se boli jisse kapde Mang Kar layi hoon usse almari mangte huye Sharma aati hai. ππππππ. Adhyapak- Ramu ganga Badi kaha hai. Ramu- Sir kamre par. Adhyapak hanskar nakse me kaha hai. Ramu- Sir nakse me kaise ho Sakti hai nakse me rahega to naksa gal jayega ππππππ. Ek stri dusre stri se kahti hai mere pati to saikdo logo ko Khana khilate hai. Dusri aurat-haa bahan aise devata swaroop log hote hi Kam hai vaise ve Karte Kya hai. Pahli stri ne uttar Dete huye kaha mere pati hotel me veter hai. ππππππ. Vivah ke samay ek dulhan hi kyon roti hai dulha kyon nahi rota hai ek stri ne Dusri stri se puccha . Dusri stri ne uttar Dete huye kaha- dulha bechara shadi ke Baad jivan Bhar rota hai ππππππ. Ek baccha apni Maa se maa ek rupaya de do na. Maa ne puccha kyon? Baccha Apni maa se mai Kal school me late gaya tha adhyapak ji ne usi kaa ka ek rupaya dand lAgaya hai. Maa tum school ne letne jaye ho ya phir padne. ππππππ. Shikshak- baccho se tum hamesha ekta se tatha mil-jul Kar raha karo.Har kaam mil-jul Karne se Baada labh hota hai. Student- sir jab ham pariksha ke parche mil julkar Karte hai to aap jarahi kyon hote hai. ππππππ. Ek nai insurance chali hai Jo bahut acchi hai jab aap nabbe ke ho jayenge to aapko pratek mahine dhai sau(250) rupaye Milne lagenge.is Parker aap apne maa baap par bojh nahi banege insurance Wala vyakti apne Grahak ko samjhata hai. ππππππ. Ram ki patni sapna apne mata pita ke ghar se sasural aa Rahi thi.train ruktehi ram train ke dibbe me ghusa sara saman kuli ko saupa aur Bahar nikane ki taiyari Karne laga sapna ko yah thanda swagat pasand nahi aaya.sapna chidkar jara hanskar mujhe recive Kar Lete to Kya ho jata?jara same wali aurat ki taraf dekhiye ki uska Miya kis taraf usse has has kar bate Kar raha hai.wah apni Bibi ko chod ne aaya hai Lene ke liye nahi ram ne thand saas lekar kaha. ππππππ. Ek Sahab ne jadju se apni patni ko talak dene ka Karan batate huye kaha- Meri patni ne shadi ke Baad se aab tak keval ek ladki ko hi janm diya hai Jabki Meri prabal iccha thi ki mai ek ladke ka baap Banoo. Patni ne uttar diya-yadi mai tumahre bharose par rahti to shayaad tum ek ladki ke baap bhi naa ban pate. ππππππ. Akhiri saas Lete huye pati ne patni se kaha mere Marne ke Baad tum amit se sadi Kar Lena. Amit se!patni ne Acharya se kaha lekin tum to uske jani dusman ho. Pati ne kaha ha Mai usse badla Lena chaha hoon. ππππππ. Kal raat andhere me ek chor mere kamre me ghus aaya ek ladki ne apne Premi ko bataya. Phir usne Kuch churaya Premi ne puchha? Haa, bahut Kuch churakar le gaya mai samjhi ki tum aaya ho. ππππππ. Marij Doctor se- mai raat ko sote sote palang se gir jara hoon. Doctor-to phir mere pass kyon aye ho us Badai ke pass jayo jisne palang bnaya hai. ππππππ. Ek sharabi sadak par ja raha tha achanak phisalkar Kar wah kichad me gir gaya. Usi wakt vijli chamki to sharabi bola-hey bhagwan ek to pahle kichad me gira diya aur ab photo bhi khinch rahe hai. ππππππ Ek mitra dusre se yaar Ab tum bhi ek bivi le ayo. Dusra mitra mai bhi soch to yahi raha hoo par samajh me nahi aata kiaki le aayon. ππππππ
Note-yadi aap log ke paas koi chutkulla ho ya phir hasi majak ki baat ho jiskoo likh kar mai logo ko hasa sakoon to aap log mujhe comment ke jariye post kar sakte hai mai aapke dwara bheje gaye chutkullo aur hasi majak ki bato ko apne next hasi majak ke seris me aapke naam ke sath likhonga. Published by ashwani chaudhary
Note-yadi aap log ke paas koi chutkulla ho ya phir hasi majak ki baat ho jiskoo likh kar mai logo ko hasa sakoon to aap log mujhe comment ke jariye post kar sakte hai mai aapke dwara bheje gaye chutkullo aur hasi majak ki bato ko apne next hasi majak ke seris me aapke naam ke sath likhonga. Published by ashwani chaudhary
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